Warning: An absurd tale based on a doodled dud photo! Just for fun!
Delilah, carefully navigating a coastal path, found herself soaring above the path into the presence of Ogwin. Ogwin using his Oggswoop (a kind of giant magnifying glass) had swept the coastal paths searching for interesting life (rather like fossil-hunting but the beings are not columns of vertebrae or fin bones!). Today he found Delilah … who was in the mood to co-operate!
Ogwin: ‘Got you. What are you?’
Delilah: ‘Erm. Don’t you mean to ask who I am? Who are you?’
Ogwin: ‘I am Ogwin from the place where sea and sky meet.’
Delilah: ‘The horizon? Don’t be daft …!’
Ogwin: ‘A horizontalist am I by birth. And you are … ?’
Delilah (recovering a sense of the absurd): ‘Have I fallen over the cliff?’
Ogwin: ‘Beamed you up, I did. I can put you back right away. Don’t worry. Just curious. Sweeping the paths to catch specimens for my collection. You be a bit too lively to take home as you are. I let you be.’
He winked and sucked Delilah into the Oggswoop for a few minutes then eased her out onto the coastal path.
No harm done except a slight headache which Delilah put down to over-exposure to uv rays. She remembered nothing of the event.
Back on the horizon Ogwin enjoyed the ups and downs of Delilah’s life-film.